The sober person, usually the "designated driver" of the group who is in charge of keeping his friends from making a complete fool of themselves.
Selena was our mother hen last night. She stopped all of us from making complete fools of ourselves.
by Brutus1503 May 27, 2023
When you slide a couple of peeled soft boiled eggs into her vagina and then have her squat above you and lay the eggs onto you or into your mouth.
by AshFlops September 29, 2022
@chunkysdead
The cult leader of the most famous, greatest and bestest cult of tiktok: the step chicken. Rise up step chickens 🐔✊. We will soon take over the whole internet, so be warned🐔✊
The cult leader of the most famous, greatest and bestest cult of tiktok: the step chicken. Rise up step chickens 🐔✊. We will soon take over the whole internet, so be warned🐔✊
by step chicken🐔✊ May 15, 2020
by NZ732 May 24, 2024
A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by nihith February 06, 2019
The Mother of Heaven proclaimed a villager as the chosen one, claiming that they would rule the village at adulthood.
by Krmailence May 21, 2024