by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 26, 2022
Get the Shit snake mug.The act of de-fanging a reasonably small yet sturdy snake and proceeding to use it as a fleshlight, and overtime as you continue to use it as a fleshlight the leftover jizz from your previous uses of the snake will eventually stretch the snakes slender and elongated body and blow it up like a balloon.
Tim and John where at the house when Tim reached into his nightstand and pulls out an alive yet stretch snake. John wondering wtf Tim has a stretched snake for ask
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"
Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"
John:"no what's that"
Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"
Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"
John:"no what's that"
Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".
by joefalcone2021 June 13, 2025
Get the A snake balloon mug.A snake is a person that is only trying to defend themselves with their poison. everybody goes into survival mode sometimes, just like the snake. Usually they don't bite you unless you mess with them first. Watch more animal planet. Learn more shit.
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This girl will tell you the tests are hard AF but she scores a 99% on it while everyone else gets 50%.
She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.
She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.
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