National send titty day

September 3rd-5th is the days you ask a girl to send a picture/video of her tits and she MUST send it.

Boy-“Aye girl you know today is September 4th which is national send titty day so gone head.”
Girl-“Aw fuck. Here man.”
-Send video of them titties

by That boy Damien September 3, 2019

National Monique Appreciation day

National Monique Appreciation Day is a day of praising and/or celebrating people named Monique. This day falls in February 23.

Emily: “Hey! Happy National Monique Appreciation Day!”
Monique: “Thanks! I’m glad you didn’t forget!”

by Not Jenavieve lol February 22, 2021

National Eat Garbage Day

Everyone has to try together and eat as much crap as they can

Boy “What day is it today”
Girl “National Eat Garbage Day”

by Mmdddkk May 23, 2018

National Lap sitting day

National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th

Girl- sits on dude’s lap
Guy- “what the hell?”
Girl- “it’s national lap sitting day”

by MyM3mesAreD34D October 18, 2019

National Suicide Jerk Day

April 14th is National Suicide Jerk Day!

Have fun, Don't get caught!

Hey bro tomorrow is National Suicide Jerk day you participating?

Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!

by DaRacoon March 12, 2020

National friend fuck day

On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.

Guy- Hey, Brooke, it's National friend fuck Day, let's bang!
Brooke- Ok!

by National friend fuck Day May 28, 2018

national noah slander day

a day (july 1st) to slander any noahs you know - a

HAHAHAH GET IT KNOW - A AND NOAH

hottie: hey do you know what day it is?
loser: no? what day is it?
hottie: its national noah slander day!!!
loser: omg howd i forget!

by deecothedinosaur January 15, 2023