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Mark Furlong

Dunboyne’s best GAA player.

Dunboyne’s best basketball player.

Dunboyne’s best person.

The only reason Dunboyne and the Maynooth train exist
Mark:“Hi I’m mark furlong

Girl:“just fuck me already
by 2016RIPVoiceOverPete November 12, 2018
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Mark

Aye like my name is Mark and I'm just trying to figure out why mark is an insult particularly with wrestling fans
Dude: why do you like AEW? You a mark?!!
Mark: well yeah, that's my name.
by Jet-jag-war February 27, 2021
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Saint Mark

Saint Mark/St. Mark (n/Proper Noun)

//Disambiguation: unrelated to Saint Mark from 12 A.D. timeframe or any other historical/fictional Saint Mark.//
Not much is recorded in the annals of history on Saint Mark, though researchers and conspiracy theorists surmise that he is of Appalachian descent, possibly from West Virginia, and born in the '60s or '70s, probably during the on-location filming of the movie Deliverance (1972) starring pork lover Ned Beatty. Saint Mark is the patron saint of smelling ones own farts.
The Jubilee of Saint Mark, or Saint Mark's Day, is traditionally recognized on March 12th (February 30th in Canada), and celebrates individuals passing gas into a cupped hand and immediately bringing the cupped hand to one's nose for a deep inhale. Other celebrants of Saint Mark's Day choose to float air biscuits into a mason jar which is then closed for use later. Both techniques are recognized as valid homage to Saint Mark.

Trivia related to Saint Mark's Day:
The eve of Saint Mark's Day sees a rise in the consumption of beans, legumes, broccoli, cabbage and dairy products. It is also one of (R)Taco Bell's busiest evenings of the year. And finally, for reasons unknown, the day after Saint Mark's Day is the top day for worldwide gross sales of new/packaged underwear and lower undergarments.
Person 1: Hey man, happy Saint Mark's Day to you!
Person 2: Thanks, bruh. I had an extra protein shake in honor of ol' St Marky-Mark
Person 1: Oooh...BET!
by mark'smom March 10, 2025
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skid mark

a line of nut/semen on one's bed sheets after sexual intercourse or another name for a accidental birth.
by benjigamerTG September 18, 2020
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Pencil Mark

A person who puts an unhelpfully large number of pencil marks into a puzzle grid, in the optimistic belief that the resulting chaos will guide him or her to a solution. Especially relevant to sudoku puzzles.
"Oh god, don't let Pencil Mark have a go. He'll deface the puzzle beyond all recognition and we'll never crack it."
by Sudoku Alex November 20, 2023
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Mark's Edge

Mark's Edge is a philosophy about the lust and complexity of femboys, heterosexuality, and being gay. This convolution derives from the mindset behind getting raped by femboys or taking interest into femboys by accident or on purpose being a result of making you gay. Femboys show an lust in some cases where psychologists study the natural reactive behaviors behind heterosexual men taking a liking of this kind of culture.
Hugh - Hey man, did you see that cute girl I sent you?
Jack - Yeah she was so hot!
Hugh - Actually, its me dressed up as a girl!

Jack - Well why do I find you hot?
Hugh - Looks like a case of Mark's Edge!
by truth_hunter20291 January 26, 2025
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