my friends

non-existent

Me: i’m gonna go see my friends at a party or something
Me walking into a party: hey guys, I’m her-
Also me: oh wait i have no friends
* cries in mo bamba *

by sisterslurp May 18, 2019

Flash Friends

A couple who meet and, within minutes, are doing some naked bumping and grinding.

Yo, Dave. I just met this girl Valerie in the kitchen and we became Flash Friends in the bathroom!

by FreddieB123 August 15, 2019

What are friends

Something I don’t have😭

Somebody: “what are friends”

Me: “something I don’t have”*cries*

by YourMumDamien September 24, 2019

Friend shift

When you are dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.

Friend shift: When you were dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.

by Rep69 September 29, 2019

Keyhole Friend

A person who you call a friend but you literally look at their life through a keyhole. This means you don't completely see their entire life, just whatever small piece you can see, or they allow you to see through the keyhole (social media like facebook, twitter, instagram or snapchat). The only reason this person isn't called an acquaintance is because it would seem rude to refer to them as such.

Jack: Hey Joe, are you and Kevin close.
Joe: Nope, we're keyhole friends, the most I know about him is he added that he changed his display pic four weeks ago.

by sgegx April 17, 2018

Glader & Friends

Behaving politically correct, cordial, harmonious or amicable toward an unlikeable individual you don’t approve of.

My boss delegated a team project to me and ole girl—I had to act all glader & friends with that bitch Stacy!

We all attended my boyfriends holiday kiki. Joey and I were all glader & friends.

The Obama’s had no choice, but to be all glader & friends with the Trump’s during the inauguration festivities. Michelle was like: I had to be all glader & friends with Melania in front of the cameras.

Norm tried using Christina Ms. Ladybug Gilmore as collateral to broker a peace deal. I had to be all glader & friends to find out his true intentions .

I have to be all glader & friends with my bully cause I don’t want to get punked.

by Chompers December 29, 2017

Best friend

The most amazing person you will ever meet they will make you happy when you are sad and they are always there for you when you need them but most of all they are like ur brother and/or sister

I love my best friend she is like the sister I never had

by 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 April 9, 2017