Biscuits

A code word for cannabis used to avoid parents suspicion.

Guy1: (on the phone) I'll be at yours at 8.
Guy2: okay don't forget the biscuits

"Wow these are some crumbly biscuits"

by MidnightDipperJW January 14, 2016

Biscuit Fiend

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.

Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!

by Pjpjk August 30, 2023

Biscuiting

When two people are having sex they both put their ass cheeks (biscuits) together and put a dildo in both of their assholes while they force it in and out of eachothers asshole.

Jane and Diane were biscuiting so much they couldn't sit down for a week.

by Hhhhh12345678910 August 5, 2016

biscuit knocker

It is a dumb biscuit also known as a fucking retard

"Hey did you see Jaden over there", "yea he's such a biscuit knocker"

by Tr@$h January 23, 2021

Biscuit

Not to be mistaken for its superior, the crossiant, a flakey dessert. It also does fAN FREAKIN TASTIC WITH TEA LIKE OMG IT IS ALSO RLLY GOOD WITH BUTTER LIKE IT GETS ALL MELTY LIKE MMMMMMM YAAAAAAA IMMA EAT THESE BISCUITS DOWN THE HATCH

Tim: Oh why n’yello there Jimmithy, would you like a spot of tea with a biscuit
Jimmithy: Oh why indeed, a biscuit would be most enjoyable smeared with butter while it is still warm. Cheers!
Tim and Jimmithy: (Click their fancy lil’ teacups together)

by Sneaky Cheese March 14, 2018

Air biscuit

Another name for a fart. Preferably dense cloud fart that lingers

Damn! Who dropped an air biscuit!
Hope that air biscuit didnt come with gravy.

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

biscuit time :D

Biscuit time is when you find biscuits! It is also a nice period to celebrate with your friends!

Ran out of biscuits for biscuit time? No problem mate, I'm always there :D

-Hey Lincoln, Is it 5 pm already?
-No, it is biscuit time :D

by Lincoln Ler May 25, 2023