Bad day Jim

someone who always has a "bad day" and makes everything about the conversation, about the "bad day"

"Breven sure has been a Bad day Jim today"

by POLONIOUS209 March 28, 2024

National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.

Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day

by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021

National Send A Titty Picture Day

The day where the female of any choice is obligated to send a picture of her titties. This date is on December 4th.

“baee it’s National Send A Titty Picture Day you already know the deal 😈🙏.”

by that really nigga December 3, 2022

day drifting

Like day dreaming but you're too high.

I was day drifting.

by Boobnerdy July 31, 2017

Space Day

International Holdiay where all lights around the globe are reduced so we can see the galaxy without light pollution

Mom; Turn on the front porch light

Son; Mom it’s space day i’m going to the backyard to see the galaxy 🌌

by grandmasclubsoda November 26, 2019

Womb moms day

It is the day of the mothers, whose baby’s are still in the mothers womb. The nurturing mother still deserves a celebration for gods sake.

When someone’s baby is still in the womb on Mother’s Day / you: well that’s why I celebrate “womb moms day” on may 15th? For mothers who’s baby is still in the womb dumb fuck😂

by Breddded April 16, 2023

National booty pic day

Celebrated on april 20th. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪🤩

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?
Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pic day🤑🤑

by Jayden Willam’s June 22, 2024