Takes One To Know One

The worst and most pathetic comeback in the world.

"You're a whore."
"Takes one to know one!"
"That doesn't change the fact that you spread your legs for money."

by Treeeees January 25, 2010

Take it where you shake it

Go away, but not literally to the place where you shake "it".

"Can I bum a smoke?"
"Dude, take it where you shake it"

by takershaker March 13, 2008

Take a break, that's all there is for now

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"Take a break, that's all there is for now"

by Scots April 03, 2015

Taking The Easy Way Out

1. The act of using the simplest solution to a problem, whether or not it's the best one.

2. The act of committing suicide. Generally used (along with other euphemisms) in various settings to avoid using the word "suicide" in any context, because it triggers some people.

After going through a series of traumatic events and losses, Bill decided that taking the easy way out would be his only option.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 03, 2022

take a wrench out of the oven

to take a dump; to do #2; to take a smash

I'm going to take a wrench out of the oven.

by wild_bill34 November 13, 2009

Take-a-step-back policy

When you're on the verge of a mental break-down and need to be reminded that there are an infinite amount of possibilities that you just lost track of, you need to take a step back

-Gurl, idk what to do next, I'm running into a wall
-Have you used the Take-a-step-back policy yet? There are so many ways you can go instead right into the wall!

by aranja February 12, 2021

Take a wild fucking guess

Remark used when someone asks a question about something especially when it's really stupid.

Dumbass: What's wrong?
*Looks around the destroyed city*
Guy: What's wrong? Take a wild fucking guess.

by Thaddian June 28, 2015