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Average Joe

Average Joe is your couch nerd who can name every movie Susan Sarandon has been in.
He is just your Average Joe.
by Hazzahdictionary June 27, 2022
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joe-ing

Having any kind of sex with president joe biden.
Ever since i was a kid i wanted to try joe-ing
by joe biden fan July 1, 2022
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joe bushy

Saying it to people makes me laugh. That is all.
by Joe bushy February 20, 2022
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Joe durtee

When a man performs fellatio on a homeless man that hasn’t showered in months then he takes the load in his mouth and uses a big gulp straw to blow it in the homeless mans ass and gets cum farted all over his face
Hey bro did you just joe durtee that bum behind the circle k?
by Hatchet harry February 23, 2022
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Joe B.

Joe B. is the cause of 2020 2021 and 2022 possibly 2023-2024
by Oejay Idenbay March 7, 2022
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Joe Namath

New Yorker: Man, we need Joe Namath back in here.
Person with actual knowledge of NFL: Chad Pennington is probably better than his sorry ass.
by Some dude from Yonkers October 3, 2005
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Joe Fish

An altered version of the game go fish. The game consists of 2 or more men and a deck of cards. They then shuffle the cards and divide them out evenly. ( Note though that for groups of more than 4 men, 2 or more decks may be required). They then shove half of their playing cards up their anus, being careful not to peek at their opponents cards. They then stand in a semi-squatting, or if they chose, completely prone position. Next an opponent is chosen, and one player asks the other for a certain card. If the opponent does not have the card, then the requester must insert his arm into the opponent's anus and dig, or "Excavate" for a card. If the requested card is found then he wins a point. If not, then he may choose to continue asking the current opponent for cards, or choose another opponent. The game ends when all cards have been "Excavated".
"Hey Paul, do you have an ace?". "No Tom, I don't. Joe Fish, baby!!"
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