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Doin' Your Mom!

A hilarious internet song made by Ray William Johnson and Fatty Spins.
Yeah I was doin' your mom! yes yours, first saw at the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80's prom queen, but her ass was lookin' all up in those mom jeans. So I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby! Wassup?" she had two gallons of milk and I was starin' at her jugs. 5 minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity-giggity-giggity!
by I'm doin' your mom! January 19, 2010
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enjoy your burrito

Advice to a person who ignores happiness by focusing on the misery or boredom that will follow when it's over (e.g. a person eating a delicious burrito from his favorite Mexican restaurant becomes depressed halfway through upon realizing that soon there will be none left to savor).
Quit whining and enjoy your burrito!
by Arcxjo March 12, 2011
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Oh your God

What Atheists say instead of 'oh my God'.
Random kid: Look at that giant toaster eating monster!
Atheist kid: Oh your god!!
by RenwaEugeneShephard September 1, 2010
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dot your eye

to give someone a black eye with a punch to the face.
by nuggeteyedotter July 7, 2010
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Your mom gay

An insult said to someone, that calls the other person's mom a homosexual. A comeback that can only be countered by. "No u"
Person: I need to go. I will see you later.
Person1: Your mom will see you later
Person: Your mom gay.
Person1: You got me there.
by Your mom gay 69 February 24, 2018
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chill your nips

Another variant of chill out. Used when someone is overly anxious/excited and needs to calm down. This is the politically correct, universal form of chill your tits (cuz everybody got nipples).
Ben: These gas prices are friggin redonkulous! I'm havin' a heart attack over here!

Bob: Yo, chill your nips. Here's $20 if you quit your bitchin.
by OkieSolidarity June 25, 2008
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Pick your poison

What a bar tender says to a someone when he/she needs to make a choice.
Customer comes in a bar and asks what they prefer to drink. The bar tender suggests some beers or mixed drinks. Then says pick your poison.
by It's me 2 November 13, 2018
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