Yeah I was doin' your mom! yes yours, first saw at the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80's prom queen, but her ass was lookin' all up in those mom jeans. So I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby! Wassup?" she had two gallons of milk and I was starin' at her jugs. 5 minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity-giggity-giggity!
by I'm doin' your mom! January 19, 2010
Get the Doin' Your Mom! mug.Advice to a person who ignores happiness by focusing on the misery or boredom that will follow when it's over (e.g. a person eating a delicious burrito from his favorite Mexican restaurant becomes depressed halfway through upon realizing that soon there will be none left to savor).
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Get the dot your eye mug.An insult said to someone, that calls the other person's mom a homosexual. A comeback that can only be countered by. "No u"
Person: I need to go. I will see you later.
Person1: Your mom will see you later
Person: Your mom gay.
Person1: You got me there.
Person1: Your mom will see you later
Person: Your mom gay.
Person1: You got me there.
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Get the Your mom gay mug.Another variant of chill out. Used when someone is overly anxious/excited and needs to calm down. This is the politically correct, universal form of chill your tits (cuz everybody got nipples).
Ben: These gas prices are friggin redonkulous! I'm havin' a heart attack over here!
Bob: Yo, chill your nips. Here's $20 if you quit your bitchin.
Bob: Yo, chill your nips. Here's $20 if you quit your bitchin.
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