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Sam

The definition of an idiot, who also happens to be pretty.
"Look at him! He's such a Sam!"
by Spacey Lisa October 17, 2020
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Sam

Sam is the most op guy u can ever meet, but dont meet him. TURN AROUND. He is BOOMER AND A SIMP.
Are you Sam?
by idakda October 20, 2020
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Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
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Sam Watson

A notable developing author of the book "Running With The Wolves". Sam is a teenager living in Texas and is known to love nature and wolves to an extent that his friends believe it is an obsession.

This fictional story is captivating, romantic, violent, and even revolutionary for it's kind. Book one of a five book series, Sam is creating plots unseen by writing before.
You may visit samwatsonrunningwiththewolves.wordpress.com to read a section of this story before it is published by Sam Watson.
by Wolfofthewind April 15, 2012
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sam washer

1) the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. Sam Washers are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. Sam Washers occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of Sam Washer as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a Sam Washer.
''What was that wet noise?''
''Did she just Sam Washer?''
''She sure did!''
by Robyn Thorpe May 1, 2012
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Sam Leblanc

Sam Leblanc Is a bug meany.
by Robbert556 January 1, 2012
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sam-pack

sammie from Jersey Shore being so close to Ronnie she's practically his backpack, always behind him everywhere he goes.
guy 1: yo every where i go sam is there
guy2:i know looks like you have a sam-pack on your hands
by jer$eyyy February 21, 2011
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