Grandma Moment

A period in time when you act like a geriatric citizen by saying ‘oh dear’ or have a conniption fit because you didn’t watch ‘your program’

Sophie! I just had a grandma moment because I didn't get to watch Wheel.

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

*playa moment*

the act of one outrageously secure and gratifying character who feeds on the innocent and morally distressed accounts of others emotions. This player may be allowed the satisfaction of calling their victory over the young blossoming hearts of the youth. This even can cause dizziness, fatigue, vomiting and an unquenchable desire to thrust oneself at the character committing this lawful act. This bustle of emotions is usually directed at and used by a person whose overall appearance is beyond the average thus eventually reinforcing the harmonic hormone drive that fuels young teenagers of the 21st century. This word may also be used in several chats and online connections but it will consequently be abbreviated to *playa*.

LIFE SITUATION
A: "Wow, did you just see that?"
B: "Yeah, that boy just fell to his knees and started praising Lydia..."
A:"I guess Lydia had a *playa moment*"
B: "Should we be surprised?"

ONLINE SITUATION
A: if I could put you next to me I would put you ontop of me. *playa*
A: Let me get that for you. No I didn't mean to touch your boobs why would I do that har har *playa*

by Didya Soup from Clan Lunch April 10, 2013

Bleachable Moment

A moment in your life you or someone else would prefer was completely erased from the Akashic Records, as well as from all living memory including ones own.

That time I crapped my pants while taking an oral exam was a truly bleachable moment in my life.

by Wonton2 October 18, 2014

Bruh moment

A moment when you feel the ultimate sense of bruh. Occurs when you are startled or shocked. An immediate side affect to being friendzoned

"fuck bro. She likes me as a friend."
"Bro what?! What she say?!"
"She said she really appreciates my friendship"
"Bruh moment..."

by [e-mail] June 28, 2019

Sir Moment

when you do something retard

bruh he had a sir moment

by SirMoment July 7, 2019

bruh moment

a moment worthy of eye rolling, something disappointing, upsetting, something you find dumb or unreasonable.

Example 1
"I only got 30% on the test!"
"Dude, that's such a bruh moment."
Example 2
"My meme was stolen, and MY post got taken down for stealing despite being the original post!"
"What? That is bruh moment!"

by HoneyIsBeeSauce July 9, 2019

Ochoa moment

An Ochoa moment is when your taking a poop and that poop decides to go back in then stop halfway and then breaks In half like the titanic

Dave:YOO I JUST HAD A OCHOA MOMENT
Jack:that’s not funny Karen took the kids

by Buttmcfart July 28, 2019