Kentucky furniture treatment

Verb: to leave something on the side of the Ride In a state where no one will claim it

We gave our old dog sparky the Kentucky furniture treatment

by goodisfed December 17, 2022

Kentucky Cornstalk

A sex act between two people where some corn is frozen and slathered with butter. The male fucks the women doggy style while he takes the corn and puts it in her ass, the butter acts as lube.

Male:Hey Jessica, want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight.

Jessica:Sure, I'll get the corn.

by Jerry Longdick July 08, 2017

Kentucky Snickers bar

The act of shitting in your hand and jerking off with it.

Steve likes to masturbate with shit in his hand. He then licks his fingers clean of the Kentucky Snickers Bar.

by DirkDiggler13 April 27, 2023

Kentucky Give-away

The "Kentucky Give-away" is when one man ejaculaes into a female and then shortlly after convinces her into having sex with his buddy as well & then when the baby comes assures them that, that's his buddy's baby.

The "Kentucky Give-away" is when one man ejaculaes into a female and then shortlly after convinces her into having sex with his buddy as well & then when the baby comes assures them that, that's his buddy's baby.

by Big Slamm May 13, 2020

Kentucky crocodile

The act of shoving one's hand inside the female orifice and proceeding to roll violently, similar to a crocodile, with the hand still inserted, causing either great pain or great pleasure to the female.

John: Last night I was doing real dirty shit with jenny

Jack: oh yeah? Like what?

John: we tried the alabama hot pocket ,(search alabama hot pocket it will not dissapoint) BDSM, we even tried the kentucky crocodile

Jack: oh shit! I don't have a girl friend I'm gonna go hang my self cause I'm cripplingly depressed

John: ha lol faggot

by Memecatcher January 04, 2017

Kentucky pedicure

The most selfless of all toe jobs, a Kentucky pedicure is when one shaves or pops all dead skin and or blisters on their partner’s foot with one or more of their remaining teeth.

After a long muggy day of walking in my fancy heels, I stuck my busted feet in my cousin’s face and that sum’bitch gave me a Kentucky pedicure!

by Smelissa Lockfart May 05, 2024

Kentucky pipe swap

The act of tricking the male partner into getting the female partner pregnant.

My wife pulled a Kentucky Pipe Swap and now she’s pregnant

by Beazer1994 August 16, 2024