Half flex is when you or someone else does something flashy but it's half-assed or cheated in some way.
Tom:Did you see Brads new car?
Joe: yeah I saw that half flex machine, his parents bought the car and he just bought the rims .
Joe: yeah I saw that half flex machine, his parents bought the car and he just bought the rims .
by DRANGO May 8, 2017
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Get the half-niece mug.When a person ruins a TV show by just telling a part of it, and the other person ruins his life by thinking how the plot ended up there
You half-ruined Game Of Thrones for me!!
by Pseudonymous stark May 29, 2017
Get the Half-ruin mug.When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.
Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
by Yeti remains March 10, 2022
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My half-first cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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