ruffled pumpkin cream pie

When you’re having sexual intercourse with a basic white girl sporting Ugg’s in august and she is deepthroating a pumpkin spice latte and as she cums she screams “hobby lobby!”

I was with heather the other night..givin her the ol ruffled pumpkin cream pie…and when it was over she called her mom and then tweeted about it..basic

by Saineone711 September 18, 2021

mumma imma cream anal

this is where you tell your mum that you preformed and "upside down pineapple cake".

hey mum last night i mumma imma cream anal all over my self

by idk i like dick tionary August 23, 2022

Chocolate Cream Kool-Aid

While fucking a girl in the ass, you finish inside her, pull out and put a funnel in her gaping ass hole and pour Kool-aid into the funnel. Then she pushes it out and you catch it in a cup and drink it.

Dude, last night I had some chocolate cream Kool-aid with this girl.

by Lava_llama January 24, 2022

bean and cream cheese dinner

when you cum in a girl or boys ass and you eat it out

man i just had a bean and cream cheese dinner last night

by Jerome steven December 06, 2016

Empting the whip cream can

masterbating,jacking off

Kyle was "empting the whip cream can" because he was horny and his girlfriend was at school.

by Panasonic Wolf April 24, 2016

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.

How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 30, 2023

It's just like butter and cream

A saying pioneered by Carruso implying something is smooth like butter, or perfect / clean

*Scores rocket league goal*

Drone - "It's just like butter and cream"

by big_old_drone(hasbigdick) October 12, 2021