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Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.
How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.
by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023
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Empting the whip cream can

Kyle was "empting the whip cream can" because he was horny and his girlfriend was at school.
by Panasonic Wolf May 30, 2016
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mumma imma cream anal

this is where you tell your mum that you preformed and "upside down pineapple cake".
hey mum last night i mumma imma cream anal all over my self
by idk i like dick tionary August 22, 2022
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ruffled pumpkin cream pie

When you’re having sexual intercourse with a basic white girl sporting Ugg’s in august and she is deepthroating a pumpkin spice latte and as she cums she screams “hobby lobby!”
I was with heather the other night..givin her the ol ruffled pumpkin cream pie…and when it was over she called her mom and then tweeted about it..basic
by Saineone711 September 17, 2021
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cream inside me daddy

this is said when a girl needs to be fucked by her bf/man/sneaky link cuz she horny af.
‘Mhmm cream inside me daddy!’
by freakyhoe June 23, 2022
mugGet the cream inside me daddymug.
A saying pioneered by Carruso implying something is smooth like butter, or perfect / clean
*Scores rocket league goal*

Drone - "It's just like butter and cream"
by big_old_drone(hasbigdick) October 12, 2021
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Ice Cream Pants Job

To ejaculate into one's own pants so that the inside is creamy, but the outside is primarily clean except for what looks like some moisture. This can result from masturbating (without taking one's pants off), dry humping, or grinding, and usually results because of a case of premature ejaculation or simple carelessness.
(It's a spin-off of the term Ice Cream Paint Job)
Dude 1: God, I love grinding with Melissa.
Dude 2: I know. I got an ice cream pants job when I was grinding with her.
Dude 1: Dude! That's gross! You should go home and clean up!
Dude 2: Nah. You can't really see it. I think I'll just stay here.
by HalletP February 20, 2010
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