day!

day is a lil bitchass nigga that can suck my dick

shut up you fuckin day! i hate you and your black ass monkey race

by TheRealBeretta January 4, 2024

National send nudes day

All Girls and boys send nudes

Boy: you know what day it is today.
Girl: no?

Boy: it’s national send nudes day today.

by Leif Borge October 26, 2019

National A350 day

March 5

The day when aviation fans around the world celebrate the engineering masterpiece, the Airbus A350.

*Flightdeck*
Captain: Dude, do you even know what today is?
First Officer: March 5th.
Captain: Yes! It’s National A350 day! Tell the cabin crew to turn up the cabin lights and let’s party!

by reverse35k July 30, 2022

Goon to a twin day

Everyday from 2025, you must goon to a twin once a day.

Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?

by TwistXL August 29, 2025

Compliment People Day

Compliment everyone during December the 6th !

me: you look pretty mom
Mom: what’s up with you today
me :it’s compliment people day

by potatoe_tomatoe December 6, 2019

National hang out with your friends day

National hang out with your friends day starts in February 28 that means you can do anything fun

Beavis: hey Stewart it's fabuary 28
Stewart: ok.....and. I'm still miserable from Jessie denying me on valentines day
Beavis: that means it's national hang out with your friends day
Stewart:oh damn I didn't know wanna go to the fair or the movies today
Beavis: sure

by Ilovebrabdon23567 February 3, 2023

National Maalia day

April 11 is National Maalia day and that means that you need to give gifts or be nice to someone named Maalia as they probably had a rough year.

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: *gives gift*
Maalia: "why did you get me a gift?"
Person 1: "because it is National Maalia day!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Maalia: "why have you been so nice today?"
Person 2: "because it is National Maalia day!"

by Haluukuluusuaq October 8, 2024