Ethan

Ethan is a person who highly enjoys molesting salt and rubbing salt around his genitals

Fuck he is pulling an Ethan

by SNEKE GRATER March 12, 2020

ethan

tall, very very jaunty. uber jaunty. huge neck. bigger than an apartment building. always eat protein drinks for some reason. very jaunty. edgy, very edgy teen. thicc, good at english, shit at fortnite, and sweats outs MOBAs

sunny: bro have you heard that joe played league of legends all night
ismail: yeah he is an ethan

by Sloin March 13, 2022

Ethan Alexander

Ethan Alexander is the hot guy, and is always athletic. He can also be very reckless and the funniest out of his friends.

Hey, Ethan Alexander is really hot.
Ethan Alexander is super funny!

by My boy todd5656 April 16, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is an awesome guy who is extremely easy to talk to. He is a confident, kind, caring and a loving companion. He has a natural integrity and truthfulness, and will always be a star in everything he does. He has a great sense of humour and loves having laughs and chilling with the people he loves. Although he can have a gentle heart he is also a great debater and will stand up for what is right and true. No one will ever compare to how much love and trust he puts into others and no one will ever be able to create as much impact in lives than he can. HE IS A TRULY GREAT GUY !!!

GUY 1: who is that guy over there?

GUY 2: Ethan he is an awesome guy

by bananaisanna July 13, 2018

ethan

a boy, who preferably has curly hair, a long eyelashes, a thick eyebrow and is geniunly a nice guy

example:
person one: do u see that guy?
Person two: yeah omg he is so ethan

by mayapapaya09!12 June 19, 2023

Ethan Grant Dolan

Ethan Dolan Is the most attractive man in the wolrd (he just got 18 so a man) with a jawline sharper than mine kitchen knives and pretty looking abs and biceps. he is a youtuber and runs a youtube channel with His twin brother Grayson Bailey Dolan. before they started the youtube channel ,Dolan Twins. they were popular on vine, but after vine was dead (RIP Vine) they moved on to youtube and now they have a youtube channel with over 5 mil subscribers and Ethan has 6,5 mil followers on IG and 5,3 followers on twitter. so he is pretty successful in life for only being 18. Plus he is a comedian.

Ethan Grant Dolan Is my DADDY!

by Ethan’s chick January 13, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is that really dumb kid that always wants rot be in the center of attention. He will always want attention, and is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He smells like a toilet walking around all day, and you shouldn’t be friends with him. This is a warning. Don’t hang out with an Ethan.

Hey guys, I got a 78 on my test! My mom will get me something from McDonalds!

No one cares, Ethan. Go take a bath.

by JacksonTheFortniteGod September 24, 2020