El taco nino

An ugly, wart-covered man with a very small penis.

person one: "Man, check out that el taco nino over there"
person two: "GROSS"

by Larry Personnn April 12, 2009

Blaming everyone else for my problems

I don't have a problem with my behavior. I don't have a problem with the elements of my life that a therapist would have me change. I have a problem with both being harassed at work and not being duely compensated for my property and labor.

Hym "And I'm NOT, NOT PAYING MYSELF AM I? I'M NOT WATCHING ME TAKE A DIARRHEA SHIT AM I EMMA FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT? AM I HARASSING MYSELF AT WORK? DID I TELL NOAH KROLL (THE RETARD AT THE GROUP HOME IN WHICH I WORKED) WHAT WROTE HERE OR WAS MY PRIVACY BEING INVADED AS PART OF A SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS? IS MY WORK BEING MONETIZED BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? THESE ARE MY 'PROBLEMS' AND IF YOU ARE HERE YOU ARE EITHER PARTICIPATING ACTIVELY OR COMPLICIT IN THE COVER UP AND IF I CAN'T GET TO YOU, AN INNOCENT WILL BE PUNISHED IN YOUR STEAD. I'M AM NOT BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR MY PROBLEMS. I'M BLAMING THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THING THEY ARE DOING TO ME. IT ISN'T LITTLE SUSIE-AT-GAMESTOP-WHO-WANTS-TO-BUY-A-TOY-FOR-DAN'S FAULT YOU'RE DOING THIS AND THE FED WHO FOLLOWED ME TO THE STORE WAS A STEP BEHIND AND ALWAYS WILL BE A STEP BEHIND BUT SHE WILL BE THE ONE WHO PAYS THE PRICE!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

el Jack

To steal creative works from others and claim them as your own, for the sole purpose of convincing young impressionable models in Derbyshire to possibly show you their naughty bits.

"I el Jacked this guys portfolio and now I have a shoot with that hot model."

by el Mayhem January 22, 2009

Kbiret el mantega

Arab term with the literal definition “the biggest one in the region”. Big as in MOST IMPORTANT and overall BEST. You can also say they’re Number 1.

She’s literally kbiret el mantega!

by Mementosss March 30, 2024

Hamza el fouly

Hamza el fouly is someone who is very annoying and a snitch. He also farts 24/7 and has very smelly breath

Hamza el fouly the loser

by Username user 32165 May 3, 2022

Ereszd el a hajam

A massive, tremendous, and extraordinary party. An event where you can truly let your hair out. Think wasted shenanigans, shots nobody asked for, and holding your BFFs hair as they're hugging the toilet. A night you won't remember but can't forget.

The housewarming was a big ereszd el a hajam.

by elith002 September 3, 2020

El Karma

The bilingual nickname that tells people you're the true embodiment of karma itself. (El = The)

"They call me El Karma, my fellow waste of human life"

by BadLuckYouth August 26, 2021