I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Kameron and david

Kameron and david are a cute couple originated from harlow town. They have a very toxic relationship. Both enjoy late night cuddles watching police interceptors. Kameron will do anything for david even miss football and so they can have a quickie behind McDonalds car park. David has a bbc .

Damn that couple is a proper kameron and david

by Clungemuncher62 April 25, 2022

David

Someone who has never tried making another figure in a factory

Omg, you're such a David!

by PuggyBee December 14, 2019

David

Wow your snapping David your some lucky girl. Did you see how sexy he looked today, I’m so jealous

Did you see David he looks so sexy

by Mup bais November 22, 2021

David

A piece of shit teacher whos annoying and who can't even say a normal sentence

-who is your least favorite teacher
-David delgado

by Roblox kid 69 April 5, 2022

David Withrow

A true friend who will be there for you till the end. Sure sometimes there will be a fight between you and this person, but deep down inside this person truly does care for you. This is a person that will give you car rides home as well as any other favor for you (sexual, but not all the time). Towards the end of the day you will not be able to not think about this guy due to all the nice things he has done and the memories that will last a lifetime.

You are such a David Withrow, I love you man!

by thatguy8711 May 29, 2020

david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me

marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”

by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021