turtles

The best animal

world has turtles

by we like fortnite? March 5, 2020

Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.

I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.

by mudturtleking December 9, 2019

Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.

Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching

by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013

Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.

I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.

by Fotindigo January 25, 2019

turtling around

To move slowly or take forever to do something.

Omg, Abbie quit turtling around. Let's go!

by PandasBiscuit November 8, 2014

turtle pop

When you do a girl and she poops a little

I made Samantha turtle pop last night it was awesome

by Whiskeycowboy November 4, 2017

Turtle

Turtle : slang - name used for an uncircumcised penis.

One eyed snake with a turtleneck sweater on!

by AND YOU! January 14, 2025