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turtles

world has turtles
by we like fortnite? March 5, 2020
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Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.
I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.
by mudturtleking December 9, 2019
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Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.
Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching
by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013
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Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.
I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.
by Fotindigo January 25, 2019
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turtling around

To move slowly or take forever to do something.
Omg, Abbie quit turtling around. Let's go!
by PandasBiscuit November 8, 2014
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turtle pop

When you do a girl and she poops a little
by Whiskeycowboy November 4, 2017
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Turtle

Turtle : slang - name used for an uncircumcised penis.
by AND YOU! January 14, 2025
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