you better

A clause used to begin a sentence describing an impressive action. Note: The subject is variable. Also note: The conjugation of a “you better” phrase is always in the present tense, regardless of when the action described occurred.

Johnathon: how did u finish that video project on time??

Rom: girl.. i better stay up for three days in a row!! lol

by ETERNIA January 12, 2005

It's all you

Phrase often uttered by one spotting another during a free weight exercise involving extremely heavy lifting. Spoken during the last few reps being pushed, during which period the spotter pretends to assist the lifter, and the strain involved in lifting practically induces a stroke.

Spotter: Four...c'mon "John Abbott College"...c'mon...FIVE!

Lifter: (Unintelligible grunts)...

Spotter: ...SIX! It's all you, bro...it's all you.

by El Cornudo October 20, 2010

you reap what you sow

what you do will come back to you.

Watch the way you live your life because you reap what you sow.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 28, 2004

fuck you

a song by the legendary band death corpse.

Person 1: have you listened to fuck you yet
Person 2: oh yeah its mad as

by dc fan December 14, 2008

you are a liar

You are an asshole. A liar. You lie to your friends. As if they are nothing. Jerk. Fake. Liar. Why? Who cares. You lied.

You are a liar Dakota.

by Sam87 January 4, 2016

you wont

the act of repeating "you wont" when a friend or colleague says that they are going to do something swift or risky

person 1 : man this teacher is pissing me off, one more time and im gonna houdini her ass

person 2 : you wont, you wont

person 1: bro, if you dont shutup im gonna mushroom slap you

person 2 : you wont trick, you wont

by dddd dj skiizz January 15, 2011

no jobs for you.

terms used to describe the days of celibacy following when boys become dumb and end a fight with a new term for hand job.

Boy: hey, get on urban dictionary and search 'aub jobs.'
Girl: okay...
Boy: i thought it would break the awkwardness.
Girl: no jobs for you. for at least a week.

by stiff prude November 12, 2008