Snow Snake

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow

These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.

by Fuckrussia October 5, 2017

Jake the Snake

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.

I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.

by SpicyMuffin24 October 2, 2020

wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.

Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.

by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020

snake in a turtleneck sweater

“Snake in a turtleneck sweater” refers to the penis of a person who has not been circumcised.

Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.

“I love English men and their snake in a turtleneck sweater.”

by Aantazy January 2, 2018

cum snake

A cum snake is ejaculated semen in a body of water.

I went for a surf and saw a 7 metre Great Whute Cum Snake in the ocean.

by cum snake December 29, 2023

Snake

A fake Snapchat account (like finsta but for snap)

Snap + fake = snake

And ur being a snake if ur being fake

I totally trolled him with my snake account.

by Hatinafield November 30, 2021

snakes

A snake is a person that is only trying to defend themselves with their poison. everybody goes into survival mode sometimes, just like the snake. Usually they don't bite you unless you mess with them first. Watch more animal planet. Learn more shit.

The snakes bit back when that person grabbed their tail.

by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018