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Pseudo-music siren

When you are listening to music in your car and you think you hear a siren, but it was actually just the music.
"Last night I heard a Pseudo-music siren, I always think its an actual siren!"
by 12345girl12345 November 17, 2012
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country music singularity

The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.
Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"
by jedandred February 9, 2015
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creamy pb'nj music

Jam band music. Not awful, but not mildly exciting.
Aaron cranked up some creamy pb'nj music and the party fizzled out.
by von groovy June 9, 2019
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Guilty Pleasure Music

Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.
Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.

*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*

Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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New music sucks

I attribute it to the law that Bill Clinton passed in 1996. Ever since he allowed corporations to rule the airwaves and buy whatever they want, people have been so confused and brainwashed. Everything these days is about conformity. It wasn’t until 9/11 that the stupidity really took off.

Ever since after WW2 there has been so many things that have been passed. When JFK got assassinated the government got the green light to do whatever they wanted.
New music sucks. Nobody wants to listen to this shit.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
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Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters
"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"
by Kaiox February 14, 2014
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Cardi b’s music

Anne: Hey have you heard cardi b’s music that just came out?

Frank:hell nah that shit is garbage
by TheMidgetSeeker June 6, 2021
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