Human resources

Primay a Hispanic picnic, skinny jeans and mini skirts required upon exiting.

Human Resources has become spineless.

by Thesenutzz November 5, 2019

Human Lollipop

The Sexual act of epentrating someone either anally or vaginally with your arm while balancing your partner in the air and taking the action of licking their breasts, hence creating the Lollipop

Today Natasha and I tried the human lollipop, never thought she could balance me in the air like that ... gotta say tho, it feels amazing.

by Edulo January 7, 2022

planet humans

Countryhumans , but instead of having humans with country spherical flags as their head , you got humans with planet heads ! . . Yeah .

“ I love earth from planet humans ! “
“ Bro , I only know countryhumans . “

by heartlandhorse February 23, 2023

Human V-Rung

A phrase created to define the shape made by inserting two penises into a woman's mouth at an offset angle during a threesome.

Mike: "She said, 'You wanna get naked?', and my boy and I were like, 'Pfff, fuck yeah!' Then we made a Human V-Rung and I took a picture on my cell phone!"

by SlickMaple October 12, 2008

Human Bluntipede

Rolling up a blunt then shoving it up your homeboys ass and hitting it from his mouth

Yo, I just copped an 1/8, we should roll up and do a human bluntipede.

by barsouthnastgenomachine September 13, 2022

human npc

People that behave like an npc.

Belik (the human npc):

"Don't have a good, have a great day!"

by Međed November 3, 2022

Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018