So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?
by Aeriskhaos February 26, 2017

The urswick school is the most shittest school ever, as it has the most deadest tings, most overated boys and the most dumbest teachers. I still don’t understand as a human being how that shit school got an outstanding ofsted. Teachers 100% don’t know how to do their fucking job, homework is handed out almost every fucking boring day of the week and they love to change our timetables every month because the can’t even keep up with their own lessons. Overall the school is fucking shit.
by ghosty1234 September 17, 2022

by Justjamesar December 23, 2022

girl: "I have a free use kink, you can f*ck me wherever, whenever AND however you like"
boy: "oh sh*t"
boy: "oh sh*t"
by nunissi123 January 7, 2024

A “Gamer” movement that came about after the national outrage following the banned of Xbox gamer “qkaye” formerly know as “Kayeree.” Qkaye was banned on February 19th, 2024 for allegedly attempting to make his profile picture “An image of childhood obesity in mexico.”
“Hey, have you heard about the banning of qkaye?” Yeah, who hasn’t?” “Put free qkaye on your ig bio.” “Ok bet.”
by Gg pseudonym February 20, 2024

From the history of mountain men; the ones with exceptional skill bowing only to what the land demanded of them . With their own equipment they did not rely on industry for supplies , and so were not beholden to them but did sell to them— they were usually the best.
by Doc dave July 15, 2025

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit
by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025
