David Bishel

A guy friend who you used to have a crush on who you are no longer attracted to, yet he is exactly the kind of person you want to marry.

"I'm not attracted to Jeremy, but I want to marry someone just like him!"
"Anna! He's your David Bishel!"

by DATPERSONUKNOW May 12, 2014

David

Retard

David is a retard

by Goodgiy4321 August 11, 2024

David

Sweetest guy you'll ever meet, he is so gentle to every woman. He respects woman. He loves and take care of his family. He'll be your number one best friend in a circle. He's working hard on his dreams.

"David is that gentleman icon"
"Wish I could be in David's side forever"
"I'm so grateful that David's ever loved me"

by hecalledmeboo November 22, 2021

David

Gay

David is gay

by Goodgiy4321 December 29, 2023

David

a immature chopped little boy that cry’s over everything

Person 1:“look it’s david” person 2:”damn he’s a mess”

by ladedadidoblah April 16, 2025

davidation

All comments and/or statements made by an individual named "David" which may or may not be helpful to the work/social environment.

David subtlety walked into the break room and announced his retirement from sperm donations. "That's great Davidation... David..." exclaimed Jenny.

by zeroLogic90 September 5, 2017

david har string

A common phrase to describe a person who is annoying or has a long neck.
The phrase has its origin in swedish and is used alot in especially bjärred

Alex: "Look David har string!"
Carl: "Haha his neck will probably snap"
David: "Stop it guys! "

by DerNigglet April 12, 2019