pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.

I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

by AmSchem June 16, 2017

side tug

A friendly reach around from the side that has been traced back to Nordic times to show respect toward your peers

Niki really liked her co-workers as friends but felt they deserved a little more than a hug to show her full apprection and gratitude for all they do for her. So she decided to gracefully lead them behind the plethora of boxes in the warehouse and side tugged the shit out of them!

by The Hangar Boys February 26, 2019

surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted

Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass

by Sir Cleveland September 29, 2017

this side of the missisippi

basically the east or west of the missisippi river.

cedar point has the BEST roller coaster this side of the missisippi.

by EUSHDXUEGHDEW November 22, 2022

hang some siding

When Curt goes on a "vacation" and decides to hang some siding. Metaphor for sleeping with a bunch of men before he has to go back to work.

"Hey Curt what are you doing next week for vacation?"
"Oh, probably going to hang some siding"

by RustyDicks September 16, 2015

double sided bagel bitch

a girl with both large breats, and big booty-cheeks.

WOW, Sharneeeeice really turned into a double sided bagel bitch.

by Double Sided Bagel Bitch April 01, 2020

ho siding

Failing to inform the subject of a conversation adverse things that were said behind their back.

She picked up bits and pieces of my conversation and ran with it to my stepson and his father didn't let me know til weeks later. Ho siding with a bitch I thought was my friend.

by Salukigirl April 05, 2018