by Bottle eater July 20, 2022
Get the Girby orba winstonmug. He is the best friend you could ever have. He is always there when you need comfort, he supports you no matter what, he always follows when you have crazy ideas and he knows you better than anyone. If you have a girlfriend, he'll definitely steal her from you. He literally IS the standard every girl is searching for. You can recognize a Winston pretty easily because he's all pink, just open your girlfriend's drawer and you'll see him.
Person 1 : "Damn ! I really had a bad day, only Winston can make it better."
Person 2 : "Babe... I'm literally right here."
Person 1 : "Nah, I don't want you."
Person 2 : "Babe... I'm literally right here."
Person 1 : "Nah, I don't want you."
by daryra July 7, 2024
Get the Winstonmug. He pulled a "Winston" when I was hooking up with that guy's wife and he came and started playing with her. I was left out.
by MamaBear96 August 3, 2022
Get the Winstonmug. When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.
As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.
by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019
Get the One Eyed Winstonmug. A giant monkey in the game Overwatch that has a tickle gun and won’t stop fucking diving my healers. Oh, and by the way, his ult is to literally get angry.
Player 1: Yo, guys we need to kill that Winston.
Player 2: too late he already dived and killed our Ana and mercy.
Player 2: too late he already dived and killed our Ana and mercy.
by JunkratIsOplolol September 8, 2020
Get the Winstonmug. My sugar daddy
by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016
Get the winston robertsmug. The best dog you’ve ever met! Usually a golden retriever. Love people and tennis balls. Loyal, kind, and loves absolutely everyone!
by sirwinstonthebeau September 10, 2021
Get the Winstonmug.