A small-ass school that no one really cares about. People who go there are rich or in crippling debt. All the guys are either ugly or douchebags and all the girls are either ugly or frat rats. All of the student-athletes think they're the shit even though the school is D3. A wide range of intelligence is at Illinois Wesleyan: smart and poor people or rich and stupid people. Greek life is huge at Wesleyan. The sororities don't explicitly have beef with each other but every frat thinks they're top house (besides acacia who are we kidding). The most common phrase of frat boys at Wesleyan is "fuck (insert another frat here)". None of them have great reputations. People who aren't in Greek life or student-athletes are basically like adults who have gone back to college: focused on school work and think all other college students are fucking degenerates. If you go to Illinois Wesleyan you will complain about it 24/7 until you are forced to go home with your family and then you will remember that no adults/police on-campus give a fuck about what you do and you will miss it.
John: Hey I heard you go to some bullshit school called Illinois Wesleyan, what the fuck is that?
Sheila: Yeah you probably haven't heard about, but you can open carry alcohol, unlike at ISU where if you say vodka above whisper volume you'll get arrested.
John: Sweet let's party then
Sheila: okay looks like we're going to tke
Illinois Wesleyan University: the rich kid's shithole
Sheila: Yeah you probably haven't heard about, but you can open carry alcohol, unlike at ISU where if you say vodka above whisper volume you'll get arrested.
John: Sweet let's party then
Sheila: okay looks like we're going to tke
Illinois Wesleyan University: the rich kid's shithole
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Get the Illinois Wesleyan University mug.Wesley is an annoying transgender jerk that thinks he can be better than anything. He is a dick and has no friends whatsoever. Most Wesleys' will commit crimes when they grow up that will most likely include murder and rape. Whenever things don't go exactly the way he wants them to, (yes, they have OCD) he will start screaming and cussing and throwing dangerous tantrums. If you see a Wesley, stay away from him as much as possible. They are f***ing dangerous.
Person 1: Whoops, sorry, didn't mean to trip you.
Wesley: FOUL!!! That's a MOTHERFUKING FOUL YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH.
(Throws daggers and chainsaws all over the place and ends up running around getting people
virginity lost.)
Wesley: FOUL!!! That's a MOTHERFUKING FOUL YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH.
(Throws daggers and chainsaws all over the place and ends up running around getting people
virginity lost.)
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Get the wesley snipes mug.Wesleyan University is a small liberal arts college located in Middletown, Connecticut. Founded in 1831 by Methodist leaders, Wesleyan prides itself in providing a place for gay men in prom dresses and women with mustaches to roam the hillsides free of ridicule or embarrassment. With the exception of a handful of extremely attractive, intelligent, and relatively "normal" individuals, most students at Wesleyan are social outcasts, or techies, who take refuge in the university's open-minded, sunshine bathed, rainbow draped, "hurt me not my tree" philosophy.
Tim: "Yo, I visited Wesleyan University last week, and this dude tried giving me a blowjob!"
Hank: "That was a chick."
Tim: "Yo, I visited Wesleyan University last week and this dude tried giving me a blowjob!"
Hank: "Yea, that dude was gayer than AIDS."
Hank: "That was a chick."
Tim: "Yo, I visited Wesleyan University last week and this dude tried giving me a blowjob!"
Hank: "Yea, that dude was gayer than AIDS."
by Cardinal2000 March 31, 2009
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