gut wallet

a female's vagina. usually belonging to a whore.

yeah dude i beat the s out of her gut wallet last night

by mikemarshall3 October 15, 2008

Sausage-Wallet

A place to keep your penis warm.

My Penis is cold
Well warm it in my sausage-wallet then!

by Draco Malfoy. November 10, 2007

snot wallet

A woman who takes the in-out more frequently than a Catholic alter boy with a pretty mouth and sins to repent for.

Vince exclaimed, "I can't believe you tapped that hoe! You should probably get tested."
David replied shamefully, "I know, she's a real snot wallet."

by TramadolQueen August 6, 2013

Wallet Apology

A forced apology on the basis of concern for the economic loss or blow back for not making an apology. Always given with no sense of repentance, humility, remorse or genuine contrition.

The opposite of a heartfelt apology.

Rush Limbaugh's economic driven apology following calling Sandra Fluke a slut was a "wallet apology." Motivated solely by the economic loss of losing sponsors because of his comments.

by Samuel Charles September 18, 2012

Bologna Wallet

A term used to describe a beat-up, worn out vagina. Beef Curtains and Bologna Wallet are one and the same.

"That chick had the biggest bologna wallet i've ever seen!"

by Dusty Ervin March 5, 2008

Wallet Malfunction

When you think you have lots of money but upon checking your bank account realize you are actually flat, dead broke.

Dang! I'd love to go to the movies with you guys but I had a wallet malfunction.

by gmack April 18, 2004

Wallet leech

A Kardashain style, highly annoying female individual who has a high level of gold digger traits and will suck your wallet dry by maintenaining her unsubstantiated high standards.

Don't be such a wallet leech. I'm not paying for drinks and dinner again!

by The_German November 20, 2016