A phrase which implies unfortunate events are beginning to happen to someone for offending someone else. The offended person "welcomes," or threatens, the offender "into," or with, an unpleasantry as punishment, suggesting that the punishment is not a nightmare which the offended person has had, but a nightmare in which he/she controls what may be like nightmare for the offender.
If you think you're going to be able to threaten me, my wife, and my children without any consequences, you're mistaken. I will tie you up, castrate you, and starve you every day for each threat. Welcome to my nightmare.
by wolfofthepride June 1, 2010

by Loverosemary22 March 8, 2018

Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support.
Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.
Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.
Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.
Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.
by Taquecop May 4, 2008

by Joe808 September 16, 2007

by dkie May 8, 2005

"I'm afraid that's how it works here Dave, if you want want to ride shotgun then you'll have to be space docked by Big Vern. Welcome to big school.
by poppa_f August 23, 2006

I knew something was wrong, all my neighbors walked up to the moving truck to help me, the next day I came back from work to a "Welcome to New York". My front door was wide open and all my stuff was gone...
by Ivory Ocean March 20, 2023
