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Welcome To My Nightmare

A phrase which implies unfortunate events are beginning to happen to someone for offending someone else. The offended person "welcomes," or threatens, the offender "into," or with, an unpleasantry as punishment, suggesting that the punishment is not a nightmare which the offended person has had, but a nightmare in which he/she controls what may be like nightmare for the offender.
If you think you're going to be able to threaten me, my wife, and my children without any consequences, you're mistaken. I will tie you up, castrate you, and starve you every day for each threat. Welcome to my nightmare.
by wolfofthepride June 1, 2010
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Welcome Mat

Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support.

Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.

Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.
by Taquecop May 4, 2008
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welcome to hell bitch

A way to greet someone into your surroundings. To indirectly say fuck you all.
(Said very loud with your gut)

Welcome to hell bitch!
by Joe808 September 16, 2007
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welcome to big school

A useful phrase to explain to someone that sometimes life is not fair
"I'm afraid that's how it works here Dave, if you want want to ride shotgun then you'll have to be space docked by Big Vern. Welcome to big school.
by poppa_f August 23, 2006
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welcome to new york

When your new neighbors help you move in only to case your possessions and rob you later.
I knew something was wrong, all my neighbors walked up to the moving truck to help me, the next day I came back from work to a "Welcome to New York". My front door was wide open and all my stuff was gone...
by Ivory Ocean March 20, 2023
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