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Valentine's Day

The day you give your main bitch some flowers and chocolates and take her out to dinner or the movies.
Babe, happy Valentine's Day! I'm broke today.
by docbac15 February 14, 2014
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Valentine’s Day

A day dedicated to chocolate, flowers, and butt sex.
Are you ready for Valentine’s Day?” *grabs lube
by Mini aspirin January 28, 2021
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valentine's day

San valentine's day is the shortest mating season for any creature.
by A name nobody has used February 6, 2017
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Valentine's day

A lonely holiday for alot of people unless you count your homies, you are truly lonely when they pick each other and not you though
Jamal:happy Valentine's day bruh
Damajai: can't now nigga Tyrone already already claimed me
Jamal:fuck you nigga
by Not_here_stop February 15, 2018
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valentines day

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no
by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020
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valentines day

by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024
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St Valentine's Day Massacre

(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
by Sexydimma September 24, 2014
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