(refers to the mob shooting in 1929 - the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and the St. Valentine's Day itself; comes from "massacre" and "sucker") a total destruction of hopes and dreams of people who sent Valentine cards to their dream-boyfriends/-girlfriends, where they usually finally have the courage to show their feelings, hoping that this would allow them to start a beautiful relationship - the hopes and dreams end up with a failure (because of being rejected by the "beloved one"), often involving being made fun of and laughted at in front of the whole class or school and eventually called a loser and a sucker;
Alan fell in love with Jen the very moment he saw here, but she was out of his league. He was always somewhere around her, waiting for the right moment to tell here about his feelings. And so there was St. Valentine's Day. He sent her a beautiful, hand-made card, where he described his affection. Not only did she rejected him, but also showed the card to all the worst possible people she could have shown it to, so they all made fun of Alan for like a month. He felt like a total loser and a sucker. It was his St. Valentine's Day Massucker.
by KurtSteinerPL June 22, 2012
Get the St. Valentine's Day Massuckermug. A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.
First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!
by ThePopTrox February 17, 2017
Get the Valentine's day manmug. Another bullshit day of Getting pissed off and exposing the most cringy Fucking things to say to say.
by PenisBBreath February 8, 2019
Get the Valentines Daymug. A.K.A Make Single People Sad Day. The day when lovers across the world have more sex than usual, also when single people get sad.
by old handle February 13, 2015
Get the Valentine's Daymug. Mating season for humans
by A name nobody has used February 6, 2017
Get the valentine's daymug. by Mini aspirin January 28, 2021
Get the Valentine’s Daymug. The day you give your main bitch some flowers and chocolates and take her out to dinner or the movies.
by docbac15 February 14, 2014
Get the Valentine's Daymug.