Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

Butter Me Up

To lather and or Butter up

Butter me up.
Dude, i just got buttered up!

by Mrbuttermeuphimself October 15, 2011

Chub me up

The default response for the larger person when asked if they would like to pay that little bit extra for a larger drink and fries.

Patron: "Burger, fries and a full fat coke please."
Vendor: "Would you like to supersize that meal?"
Patron: "Chub me up"

by Nicky Stickers August 8, 2011

Lace me up

Asking for certain things or trying to be apart of something

EX 1*person offers water* aye (lace me up) with a water. EX 2*person invites people to party* (lace me up) dude I'm down to go to the party

by Atthyou August 22, 2017

hit me up

a way to tell somone that you want to have sex with them.

Hit me up sweet thang.

by emylou403 March 6, 2007

sight me up

when someone tests you or looks at you in a negative way, so you threaten them.

Girl, sight me up one more time and I swear to little baby Jesus we shall fight.

by imtoocool4school August 10, 2017

Joe me up

Originating from a viral video of a black man named joe shouting "Joe me up" with his fist in the air, joe me up is a parody of dab me up, a semi-popular meme that had originated in discord.

"Hey, do you remember Johnathan he got joe'd up, poor guy."

"Ayo Joe me up brother."

"Bro... Joe me up"

by Murts? February 22, 2022