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Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.
Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library
by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016
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Library Rush

When a programmer finds a programming library and proceeds to nut over it's capabilities and good documentation.
John, when your Library Rush ends, immediately start implementing it into the project, the deadline is Friday!
by ShadowJonathan August 5, 2019
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Lines Library

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 5, 2025
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Library Grunter

Grunts, moans, and sighs that sounds awkwardly similar to dropping a deuce, watching porn or even slow sex. Very common for the culprit to have headphones on and be unaware of their inappropriate library sounds.
Emma was studying diligently in the library when the sounds of a library grunter penetrated her eardrum making her geology homework nearly impossible to focus on.
by sexinpublicplaces February 28, 2011
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Full Library

When someone hooks up with 27 people that have names starting with each letter of the alphabet in alphabetical order.
Finally I slid in with Zoe, now I have completed the Full Library
by Z…..Baby January 1, 2022
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stale steam library

When somebody has a steam library full of games that they have maxed out/don't play
Steve has maxed out all of his games aka a "stale steam library"
by Jplays44 March 4, 2018
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At The Library

First song on 39/Smooth by Green Day
Person 1: yo bro, 39/Smooth is cool! I really like At the library!
by MattRTGB April 16, 2022
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