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Binary Grip Grinders

Fictional (or is it?) auto part that gives engine maximum torque velocity squared with the distance to provide ultimate heat-ness for shreddin'
Just tuned up my binary grip grinders, now the Toyota Supra Classic with Dual overhead cams and spoilers is ready to rip down this joint!
by Mike Kim April 16, 2008
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Pork Grinder

A homosexual male "grinding" another male.
Skeeter:"Why is that guy ginding Jimmy in there."
Jimbo:"They just got married, ew there pork grinders."
by Huey90210 June 30, 2011
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The Massachusetts Meat Grinder

Executed after having skin removed from your dick after a shitty blowjob, then smacking your bloody dick across your partners face.
After Nate Ross gave Kloss bad head, he gave him the Massachusetts Meat Grinder.
by CarlyDanialsBand69 April 7, 2010
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Guatemalan Grinder Grab

when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he can. this technique is often a last ditch effort to halt the rape in progress.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.
man 1: "why you walkin all funny ralph?"

ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"

man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"
by feldpar February 16, 2009
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Yucatan Meat Grinder

Prior to conducting felatio, the female partner chews up a taco whilst inserting her man's penis in her mouth.
"yo my nigga I'm not really sure if I was into the Yucatan Meat Grinder or not but an experience is an experience..i guess"
by bopboppinbitch August 23, 2011
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Pilgrims Meat Grinder

A sex act made famous in the 14th century by early enhabitants of Massachusetts and Philadelphia.

In this act the woman or reciever lays on their back and raises their feet over their head. At this time the giver inserts and proceeds to spin around the reciever in a meat grinder sort of fashion.
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Judy last weekend?
Dude: No what happened?
Guy: She fractured 3 Vertebra when Sam was giving her the Pilgrims Meat Grinder.
by RadeonNoobJuice January 27, 2006
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montana stump grinder

A Montana stump grinder is a sexual act. It begins with a man and a woman, or a man and a man, and the giver takes rough grit sand paper, rolls it into a tube big enough for the receivers penis to fit through, and stimulates the penis with it, similar to a hand job.
"You would not believe how sore I am from the Montana stump grinder I got last night. It was the best I've ever had!"

"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."
by Blownchevy1996 January 28, 2017
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