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Spartan rocketing

When your balls hang out of your speedo/underwear
Woh that guys balls are humongous, he’s crazy at spartan rocketing
by OG spartan rocket July 4, 2025
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spartan rage

When a Spartan soldier punishes an Athenian civilian after a battle.
Spartan Rage example:
Kratos: "Who's God nigga"
Atreus: "You zaddy"
by yeskingproductions June 7, 2024
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Spartans

That wasn't the Spartans though. He's conflating a story about the Spartan and THE GUYS WHO BEAT THE SPARTANS. Which was a gay sect... Hold on let me look up the name... The Sacred Band of Thebes.
Hym "Yeah, no, that wasn't the Spartans. Maybe the cheese thing is true but no the gay lovers pairing up is a different story. That's not how that happened."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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