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prayer-chain

What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.
I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.
by QuacksO June 7, 2019
mugGet the prayer-chainmug.

Prayer

Pretty useless nonsense unless you help.
by TRUE"Jesus" February 20, 2025
mugGet the Prayermug.

prayers for cranberryjuice

they're getting a divorce and idk if they gonna get the kids
cranberryjuice might not get the kids
prayers for cranberryjuice
by raybeez February 12, 2022
mugGet the prayers for cranberryjuicemug.
`~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`
`~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
mugGet the `~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`mug.

Prayer

The method through which Christians communicate with God. It can be used to give thanks, ask for things, or gain insight from God on different situations in life.
As a Christian, it's important to engage in prayer often, so you are not disconnected from God.
by dangdxn September 9, 2025
mugGet the Prayermug.

A Poke and a Prayer

The act of taking a large dick without anal douching before hand.
Omg he got with a guy with big meat without douching before hand. It was a poke and a prayer.
by daddyrealness June 27, 2020
mugGet the A Poke and a Prayermug.

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