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Friendzoned

The self-inflicted limbo that man-babies complain endlessly about, when a woman they know fails to realize that she's somehow obligated to provide a romantic or sexual relationship to any man who is interested and claims to be her friend, simply because he wants it. Used by the same type of guys who claim to be "nice" yet call women used up sluts for having sex with men they're actually attracted to. Men who can't fathom being actual "friends" with a woman they find attractive if they can't act on that attraction - due to them thinking exclusively with their dicks and only seeing women as sex objects. If any man uses this term unironically, just run, because they have no real interest in you as an actual human being and will never be a real friend to you, and in fact are highly likely to go berserk on you at some point because they aren't getting what they want.
Friendzoned - "I can't believe that I've wasted 2 years of my life pretending to give a shit about a chick who won't even give me the sex I deserve! I pretended to listen to her problems and enjoy hanging out with her without her getting naked for me even ONCE, and this is how she repays me? Screw that bitch, I'm tired of being stuck in the Friendzone"!
by LauRenFree April 25, 2022
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Friendzone

I'd much rather get thousands of hugs from him that kiss him/her.
He was friendzoned by Maria
by SpartanWolf September 9, 2022
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October 19.National Friendzone Day

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019
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Friendzone

An insult used by females, telling their simps to be gay or a virgin forever.
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Fuck off, and get friendzoned, you fucking gay virgin.
Guy: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! March 30, 2022
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Friendzone

A kid who tells a chick that she's cute way too early and gets shoved into the "friendzone"
" Bro this kid actually stupid for saying that too early, mans should've known he would get thrown into the friendzone
by treysongs June 14, 2020
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Sub-friendzone

When you recognize each other as only friends but don't see each other as girlfriend or boyfriend material. However unlike the term "friendzone" is in this case room for sexual attraction to the other.
S: Bruh, you look really hot right now, but don't get your hopes up you are still sub-friendzoned

D: Maybe we should become fuckbuddies then, nah just kidding gurl!
by Cochard June 3, 2016
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Friendzone

Friendzone: Pronounced FREHND-zown
Noun
The Friendzone is a relationship where one (usually the male) is pursuing sexual interest towards the female, who insists on a non-sexual relationship.
To be friend zoned: (Verb) When a male is told by the female that she is not interested in sexual activity and never was; this usually brings devastating and heartbreaking results to the male; who was in the relationship just for the hope of getting laid.
Aw man, she totally friendzoned you! No sex tonight!

Yeah, I put him in the Friendzone because he was fantasizing us having sex or whateves, I don't know, he just made it more than it ever was.
by Miss Anonymous Jane Doe February 18, 2017
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