by SilverBull June 17, 2018

a (free) glass of water at a restaurant ordered to avoid an "excessive" bill and, in turn, extra tip. This is more pronounced when one member of the party orders a bottomless soft drink to share.
Variants:
"on the rocks" - with ice
"d00d, wtf..." - hot water
Variants:
"on the rocks" - with ice
"d00d, wtf..." - hot water
Customer: We'll have two ice waters please.
**server 1 walks back**
Server 2: Can I help you out with anything?
Server 1: Yeah, two asian cocktails on the rocks...
**server 1 walks back**
Server 2: Can I help you out with anything?
Server 1: Yeah, two asian cocktails on the rocks...
by UnzipMyIQ March 5, 2011

short, stubby pieces of meat that are sometimes packaged in tins by small german people. they often resemble peoples body parts.
by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have virtual cocktails.
by LDog and Court G February 23, 2009

Billy was naive, so we gave him a beijing cocktail to open his eyes a bit.
It takes a beijing cocktail to wake up a kid.
It takes a beijing cocktail to wake up a kid.
by yjk August 13, 2006

A mixture of drugs blended up then consumed in a smoothie form. NyQuil, Robitussin, Marijuana, Pills, ETC.
by Drug Cocktail October 18, 2010

"There once was a tale of a cocktail waitress... who loves cock in her tail and she won't debate this"
by sheeneez August 16, 2008
