Stoner

A generally happy (strictly when high) person who wastes every last penny on "grass", figures out the universe and finds meaning to life like WHOA WHAT IF WE'RE ALL IN A COMPUTER GAME. A person who constantly and insecurely tells everyone around them all the positive effects of smoking marijuana such as how it takes away nausea when you have cancer (probably from marijuana) and ignores the long list of serious health risks it poses.

Hey, look over there how weed has forced those stoners to apply at the local gas station for a job in order to pay for their hobby.

by sadfaserfwerfsadfasdfeasrewrfsadfesadfesadfae December 25, 2007

Stoner

a stoner i a person who enjoys smoking that sweet sweet ganja (example; me) we often get picked on because of our typical social status or our income. and those people can suck my dick man fuck them fuckin im smokin right now fuck them man i can do what i want its better than booze! <.< fuck you >.< man LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!!!!!!!!!!!

i am the RedEyedDemon i am on a holy mission to bring justice to this cruel world every please support my cause and post this in your examples and sigs everywhere "EVERYONE GO GET A SMOKING UTENSIL AND PROCEED TO SMOKE A BOWL IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!!!!" STONERS EVERYWHERE UNITE AND SMOKE WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by RedEyedDemon July 19, 2009

Stoner

Yo dude, someone who just lived their life dude, no regard

Where there is a stoner there is a way

by PotHead/ 420 Nation May 01, 2011

Stoner

Anyone by the name of John is considered a stoner. He will say he is not one when he most definitely is. He will say he enjoys alcohol more, but he knows deep, deep down that his heart leans towards the amazingness of getting high as fuck.

DUDE: Are you a stoner?
JOHN: Nah man, I love me some Henney tho!
DUDE: What's your name?
JOHN: John

DUDE: Ohhhhh ok then.

by @)@) January 09, 2020

Stoner

A person who's main hobby is throwing stones at homeless people for a living and doing various drugs.

"You see Jake? Hes a stoner."

by cronicallyonline April 06, 2022

stoners

a group of people who participate in smoking marijuana or cannabis out of a spiff,joint,blunt,bong to get high as fuck.

Oh man did you see Tyler, Michael, and Trevor smoking that dank ass weed, they are such stoners.

by jimmy ass April 03, 2015

Stoner

(n.)

1. A person who gets high alot.

2. A person who sells drugs that makes the buyers high.

Woh dude, that guy has fucktons of pot! He sure is a stoner!

by HJxJJ November 21, 2011