Stoner

A generally happy (strictly when high) person who wastes every last penny on "grass", figures out the universe and finds meaning to life like WHOA WHAT IF WE'RE ALL IN A COMPUTER GAME. A person who constantly and insecurely tells everyone around them all the positive effects of smoking marijuana such as how it takes away nausea when you have cancer (probably from marijuana) and ignores the long list of serious health risks it poses.

Hey, look over there how weed has forced those stoners to apply at the local gas station for a job in order to pay for their hobby.

by sadfaserfwerfsadfasdfeasrewrfsadfesadfesadfae January 9, 2008

Stoner

a stoner i a person who enjoys smoking that sweet sweet ganja (example; me) we often get picked on because of our typical social status or our income. and those people can suck my dick man fuck them fuckin im smokin right now fuck them man i can do what i want its better than booze! <.< fuck you >.< man LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!!!!!!!!!!!

i am the RedEyedDemon i am on a holy mission to bring justice to this cruel world every please support my cause and post this in your examples and sigs everywhere "EVERYONE GO GET A SMOKING UTENSIL AND PROCEED TO SMOKE A BOWL IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!!!!" STONERS EVERYWHERE UNITE AND SMOKE WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by RedEyedDemon July 19, 2009

Stoner

Yo dude, someone who just lived their life dude, no regard

Where there is a stoner there is a way

by PotHead/ 420 Nation May 23, 2011

Stoner

Someone to whom weed means more than just getting high, for them smoking weed is a lifestyle. Usually the difference between a stoner and someone who smokes weed is a stoner will still go out and do things with their life - Frank Kush

Ignorant Individual: "yo, look at that waste man pot head over there"
Slightly more intelligent individual: "Nah, they're a proper stoner man, i hear they just got a job and shit too, they smoking shitloads now"

by Frank Kush February 1, 2014

Stonered

The act of exceeding the 1 hit and quit it.

Jason and Nikki laughed because they was stonered more than they ever stoner than they have ever stonered before .

by DamnGurl77 March 16, 2018

stoners

a group of people who participate in smoking marijuana or cannabis out of a spiff,joint,blunt,bong to get high as fuck.

Oh man did you see Tyler, Michael, and Trevor smoking that dank ass weed, they are such stoners.

by jimmy ass April 3, 2015

Stoner

Anyone by the name of John is considered a stoner. He will say he is not one when he most definitely is. He will say he enjoys alcohol more, but he knows deep, deep down that his heart leans towards the amazingness of getting high as fuck.

DUDE: Are you a stoner?
JOHN: Nah man, I love me some Henney tho!
DUDE: What's your name?
JOHN: John

DUDE: Ohhhhh ok then.

by @)@) January 9, 2020