Shanghai Surprise

A huge shit left somewhere unexpectedly.

My dog left me a Shanghai Surprise in my bedroom last night.

I did a Shanghai Surprise in your bathroom.

by Arcspork May 7, 2025

The Shanghai Slip and Slide

A variation of the slip and slide see urban dictionary ‘slip and slide’ where the girl, while on top, pulls out a bunch of wet noodles and surprise slaps them across the other persons face yelling ‘Ni Hao, bitch!’.

Last night Barbara and I were doing the slip and slide and she whipped out The Shanghai slip and slide variation!

by 2moist4u. June 14, 2024

shit out of a shanghai

To describe a object moving quickly

The red car went like a shit out of a shanghai

by Serendipity1307 October 7, 2023