A Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens with abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good..you are "A Spartans Prayer"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 12, 2025

Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who takes naps as prayers.

Person 1: Do you take naps as prayers?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Spartans Prayer.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025

Prayer Warriors

A prayer warrior is someone who is deeply committed to prayer, often interceding on behalf of others, their community, or specific causes. Prayer warriors are seen as spiritual advocates who rely on faith and prayer to seek divine intervention, guidance, protection, or blessings. They are often characterized by their steadfast dedication, persistence, and belief in the power of prayer to effect change in both spiritual and earthly matters. The term is commonly used in Christian communities but can be applied broadly to individuals who focus intensely on prayer within their faith traditions.

The dedicated prayer warriors, fast and prayed in order to intercede for friends and family in their times of need.

by SeaWhyWinters_5 June 18, 2025

Prayer Warriors

A prayer warrior is someone who is deeply committed to prayer, often interceding on behalf of others, their community, or specific causes. Prayer warriors are seen as spiritual advocates who rely on faith and prayer to seek divine intervention, guidance, protection, or blessings. They are often characterized by their steadfast dedication, persistence, and belief in the power of prayer to effect change in both spiritual and earthly matters. The term is commonly used in Christian communities but can be applied broadly to individuals who focus intensely on prayer within their faith traditions.

“The dedicated prayer warriors, fast and prayed in order to intercede for friends and family in their times of need”.

by SeaWhyWinters_5 June 18, 2025

Call To Prayer

1. Earsplitting audible garbage blasted over a loudspeaker that makes you wish you were deaf.

2. Making a call to someone named Prayer

1. Hearing the call to prayer was so insufferable I ended up having my eardrums removed

2. I'm calling Prayer to say hi

by ULTRAMAGA October 26, 2025

Call To Prayer

The physical interaction between a muslim and an unsuspecting goat that is audibly transmitted over a loudspeaker several times a day

Hearing the call to prayer makes me wish I was deaf

by ULTRAMAGA November 5, 2025

complicating the lord's prayer

someone/something that complicates things that don't need to be complicated, especially when the alternative is very obvious and much MUCH easier than what is happening

you're complicating the lord's prayer, son, stop complicating things.

by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 November 14, 2025