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peruvian coffeebean

A word describing the act of sounding (inserting an object into the urethra of ) a penis, utilizing an enlarged clitoris, to perform a sexual act similar to docking. This act is popular with Peruvian women, hence the title "Peruvian Coffeebean,"
Man: Hey there honey, I'd like a Peruvian coffeebean.
Wife: Really? but I'm sure your urethra is sore from last time!
by Loverboy230 April 7, 2022
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peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed
'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"
by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025
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peruvian beef stew

Repetitive anal punching until partially digested food erupts from the ass.
Jake bro, I forgot to eat last night but I sure did rock the Peruvian beef stew on that dumpster monger
by Bigfellah March 22, 2020
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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
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Peruvian Jackhammer Peg

When you bounce up and down while doing the deed at an extremely fast rate.
Jessica was an absolute freak, she wanted to do the Peruvian Jackhammer Peg with me.
by firemansam24 August 9, 2025
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Peruvian Pacifier

When your chick just won’t shut up so you shove a dick in her mouth.
“My baby mama would not stop crying about bullshit so I gave her a Peruvian Pacifier.”
by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025
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Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".
Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.
by peruvian lover August 5, 2022
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