Peruvian Flute

Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.

To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute

by MormonsR'Us September 15, 2022

peruvian blowfish

When you put the good old Peruvian marching powder (cocaine) into someone’s butthole, get them to fart with your face close to it, and sniff it up.

Person 1: “What’d you get up to last night?”

Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”

by TommyGunnSixx June 17, 2021

Peruvian Pacifier

When your chick won’t shut up so you shove a dick in her mouth.

“My bitch would not stop crying about some bullshit so I gave her the Peruvian pacifier for some damn peace and quiet.

by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025

Peruvian Persuasion

When you perform a double titty twister/purple nurple on an unsuspecting unconscious person in order to see if they are able to be aroused from their slumber.

Man, Dr. Vega totally used his Peruvian Persuasion on that patient that wasn't waking up.

by Karz31 September 23, 2020

Peruvian Tongue Master

One who is very fluent in the art of box munching.

I heard Gio is a Peruvian Tongue Master

by Dade Gilliam's July 11, 2024

Peruvian guinea pig

The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.

I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

peruvian beef stew

Repetitive anal punching until partially digested food erupts from the ass.

Jake bro, I forgot to eat last night but I sure did rock the Peruvian beef stew on that dumpster monger

by Bigfellah March 22, 2020