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Oscar

To stealthily observe a group of friends from afar so as to impeccably time ones arrival as to avoid having to purchase a drink for anyone else.
You Oscar us every time? You always arrive when everyone has a full drink!
by JCoquillon December 15, 2011
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Oscar

The most beautiful person I probably ever met inside and out. He’s tall as heck .The most cutest smile ever. Has brown curly/wavy hair and light brown eyes, that are very big, with straight long eyelashes . He’s a beaner who spells English incorrectly sometimes, for example spells those as “does”. He’s kinda slow but is good with words and expressing his feelings. He is the most lovable person you’ll meet. He’s a very caring person even tho he doesn’t want to show it sometimes to certain people. He’s also kind of deaf always saying “huh” or “Mande”, which tends to get his girlfriend mad. He never wins and argument with her....Ever. He isn’t illegal ;). Owns a chihuahua that’s looks like a rat. Has a very big imagination. Bases life off movies. He’s working on his singing. He has cute toes that look like aliens. He’s a very insecure person when he shouldn’t be, is he flawless no but flaws are what make his so amazing and beautiful. He has a goofy laugh that’s sounds like someone has something stuck in their throat. When he wakes up in the morning his hair makes him look like a chicken and when he get scared he screams like a girl. So if u have an oscar remember to never let that oscar go. Marry his asssssss.
Oscar shut up.
Oscar I love you.
Oscar imma beat ur ass.
by UhHhHhHjH July 23, 2018
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Golf Tango Foxtrot Oscar

Navy Radio Language translating to the common text lingo of "gtfo" meaning "get the fuck out."
Shipmate1:"I just saw chief at a whore house"
Shipmate2:"Golf Tango Foxtrot Oscar man no way!"
by Shipmate4 June 8, 2011
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Oscar

A man typically with an oversized forehead. This man will usually play Minecraft with the squad in the afternoon after school and won't let you even touch his MSI $3000 gaming laptop.
Some dude: Fuck off Oscar go play Minecraft you faggot
Oscar: REEEEEEEE
by Creamvax August 28, 2019
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Oscar

A act of spontanious sex, usually in unsanitary conditions, the back of a building, 'sloppy seconds', a cheap whore. this was named after Oscar the Grouch.
Man 1: i could really go for some right now...
Man 2: why dont you pick up suzie, shes a bit oscar, but shes alright
by Nickington December 24, 2007
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oscar the snouch

The act of cutting a hole in the bottom of a trashcan, placing your sexual partner in the trashcan, putting the lid on, and then having sex through the hole. When you ajaculate, your partner sticks their head out of the trashcan with an angry face because you finished inside of them.
I met a well-used whore in the alley behind Chumley's for a good-ol Oscar the Snouch.
by cumbuketsssss April 4, 2015
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Oscar Ass

When one takes a shit that resembles the characteristics of Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street (smell or color)
I just took a shit man it was some mad Oscar Ass
by C Biv July 7, 2010
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