A NIGEL (usually written in capital letters) is a name for a person who is unbelievably fantastic that everyone should know or already knows about that person. It was a name given to a greek champion named Hercules, the name was changed to Nigel because that's was a name Zeus considered since it meant champion.
Wow Nigel has a big shlong
by SmokedHummus November 21, 2021

Dude 1: That nigel kobe went off for 50 yesterday.
Dude 2: Fax that nigel is cold blooded to the vein
Dude 2: Fax that nigel is cold blooded to the vein
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by Peepeepoopoo balls and cock November 23, 2021

an online incel who resembles similar disability traits to Stephen Hawkings. Inherent Jew features, olive skinned, beady little round eyes. making him look decidedly revolting to the opposite sex. likes to hook-up with black males from online chatrooms
by mrs tosser July 18, 2025
