Nigel

To nigel is too poop as poop is to nigel.

'Off to visit Nigel' 'Nigel is on his way' '

by Meoownigel April 21, 2023

trannybashing nigel

bashing over an african tranny in rainbow attire colours

trannybashing nigel hmmm

by mrs tosser November 23, 2025

nigel sim disorder

a personality type consisting of the following traits
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)

Wow did you guys see Ethan Wong got a perm the other day?
Yes, I think he has nigel sim disorder.

by bottleneckgf November 9, 2021

shitty Nigel

Nigel shits the bed and blames his sister Nigella

shitty Nigel blames Nigella

by mrs tosser September 2, 2025

Nigel Shahbaz

A really cool guy that is a magnet to the ladies. He is also 6'5 and a jacked alpha.

Wow that guy gets all the girls, he must be a "Nigel Shahbaz!"

by Alphaboy123 June 14, 2023

transphobic nigel

loves an african tranny on the side

transphobic nigel cool

by mrs tosser November 16, 2025

Nigel womaniser

likes to fuck men who wear women's clothing

Nigel womaniser wears y-fronts

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025