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'Mutually Assured' meaning both candidates are assured.
Jack 'n' Jill we mutually assured that i have a gigantic penis!
by Jack Tha Rippa September 3, 2003
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mutual throw each other day

Mutual throw each other day is a day replacing national throw short people day, and it takes place on October 21. This day has been taken over by the short people, so they can get their revenge arc without having to wait until national throw tall people day.
Tall person: “Ha it’s October 21st! That means I get to throw you today”
Short person: “Actually it’s mutual throw each other day, so I can throw you as well.”
by mother????? October 14, 2021
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To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese
I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.
by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011
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Mutual combat

when two individuals intentionally and consensually engage in a fair fight

Originally added to courts so you wouldn't get a murder charge when engaging in a duel in the 1800s
Coke dealer: I challenge you to a duel

Drunk guy: mutual combat isn't even legal here, don't kick my ass
by Phoenixholmes October 5, 2021
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Mutual Bitches

When two people are each others' bitch meaning that they both aim to please and suck each others' dicks off in a metaphorical sense or literal sense.
Chace: chloe is such your lil bitch all she does is agree with ya ass
Haley: nah, I do all her homework so it makes us mutual bitches
by chillcary August 19, 2019
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Mutual Awesomeness

an awesome bond shared between an awesome girl with the name Ellis(a big raging dykeasaurus), and a chinese transvestite, preferably named Dominic(an awesome kid who isn't where he belongs), of which both of them have equal input'
Look at those two over there, they must be experiencing Mutual Awesomeness.
by chinesetransvestiteandhisbuddy December 15, 2008
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Mutuals

Some of the best hottest people ever that don’t miss
I’m trying to glow up so I’m going to become mutuals with raggsterr cause raggsterrs mutuals are cute asf
by Raggsterrisamenace March 10, 2021
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