Muff Munted

The abilitiy to eat out a pussy like a Rotwiler looking for his favorate chew toy.

Guy 1: Pete muff munted Sheilal like a worm in a trap last night.
Guy 2: Thats what I hered, aparently she screamed like like there was no tomorow.

by Hamburgler 69 February 01, 2010

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Munt

A woman with a face like a wet kipper battered across a cheese grater

Nesbitts mam

by sam b May 08, 2003

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In such a state of intoxication (usually only alcohol) that you would be willing to engage in sexual relations with a munter

Dude that guy is so munted he can't stand up.

by Cookie Monster January 21, 2004

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A very ugly guy with nice personality but looks like a car hit him

Girl 1:awww he's so sweet
Girl 2:he is a munt though

by randmness January 16, 2006

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Moldy Cunt. A cunt that is so repulsive it makes your ones penis go soft.

As soon as I pulled down her pants,the first thing I smelled was her munt.

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for something to be incredibly stacked, in over-abundance, or to the max.

yo my collection of dildos is out the munt.

by marty M. February 02, 2019

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A ugly nerd.
Can also be used as a general insult or friendly banter between friends.

Person 1: Hey are you free today?
Person 2: No sorry got a load of homework to do :(
Person 1: Omd, you're such a munting dweeb :P

by Thatbabe June 01, 2014

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