If you having a bad day of getting bullied or something you say the phrase ‘life is lemons and lemons is life’ to basically move on and try to forget it.
by Bubbleskyblue November 7, 2017
The Law of the Lemon — The first law and the first proof of the existence of sympathetic magic. This is an especially powerful illustration to use on a person who claims that magic doesn’t exist; that free will can overcome anything, and that magic will not work on them.
Have that person engage all five senses in the visualization of a lemon imagining every quality a lemon possesses. Infuse this memory with pleasant and unpleasant experiences that they associate with lemons. When the visualization becomes firm tell them to bite the lemon. At this point most people will experience a bitter taste in their mouth and they will salivate even though no actual lemon is there.
If the person does not salivate, you have unmasked a more powerful magician than you are.
Mess around and find out.
Have that person engage all five senses in the visualization of a lemon imagining every quality a lemon possesses. Infuse this memory with pleasant and unpleasant experiences that they associate with lemons. When the visualization becomes firm tell them to bite the lemon. At this point most people will experience a bitter taste in their mouth and they will salivate even though no actual lemon is there.
If the person does not salivate, you have unmasked a more powerful magician than you are.
Mess around and find out.
The first proof of sympathetic magic is The Law of the Lemon: if you engage the five senses in the visualization of a lemon and deeply imagine it’s smell, color, texture, and the sound of your hand sliding over the lemon you will salivate and experience a bitter taste in your mouth if I tell you to bite into the lemon once the visualization is well established.
Mess around and find out.
If you understand this law well, you can even curse someone’s balls and make their babies crosseyed.
Mess around and find out.
If you understand this law well, you can even curse someone’s balls and make their babies crosseyed.
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The proper term for the sour juices excreted by a compressed lemon boi. Lemon cum is by all means... the nectar of life. Also it’s good lube.
Person 1: I can’t wait to chug half a gallon of straight lemon juice when I get home fukkkkk
Person 2: Charlie wtf I told you it’s called lemon cum you fucking casual
Person 2: Charlie wtf I told you it’s called lemon cum you fucking casual
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